Plans for Operation: VIRNAS BAW FM DUP ODD

Virnas Black and White Freddie Mercury Dress-Up Party of Doomy-Death

If you've ever seen Freddie's video clip of "Living on my own" you will know on what I'm basing this dream party of mine.. It was meant to be for this year but because I'm a sluggy bum, I haven't saved enough money for my birthday in one and half months time... hell to be truthful I have saved Jack Squat...and Jack left recently...

So it is planned for my 21st birthday next year....yes, I know it's ages away but I REALLY want this and i have it all pictured in my head so vividly that if it doesn't happen i will..... I dunno....be grumpy for a while? whinge? Lose my behavioural essence to the black pulsating void that is innocence devouring reality?

The party will include all black and white decorations (B&W roses, streamers, checked bar stools, couches and food) and songlists personally created by me. No-one will be let in unless they are in Black and white (and i mean NO-ONE!! i don't care if you're my best friend, secret lover or blood relative...if you're not wearing black AND white you can forget about setting one skin cell at my party!!)

As for me I will be wearing a checkered Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch dress with either a military frilled Jacket or an ankle length. high-collared, fitted trenchcoat (alla Brian May in Wembley Concert) and Dr Frank N Furter jewelled stilletos.

Actually.... reading over this i can see how a random wandering person could be a tad scared at the length to which i have planned this... GOOD

Another One Has Bit the Dust

19 years of age, yet already as cynical as a late sixties NASA employee... Why does it always go that as you get a little older you feel like being young and when you're young, you just want to grow up? what a dirty big cliche...

Time Travelling- Cause and Effect are Bitch Goddesses

Well, to begin with, let's be honest, the whole reason why i started to seriously contemplate time travel was for my original plans to have a Freddie Mercury clone (of sorts...)

ORIGINAL PLAN (AKA PLAN 1):

Go back in time to the year 1984(preferably around June...), procreate with Freddie, go back to 1979 to give birth and then come back to present times where a 25 year old dude that looked like Freddie would be around...

The problem with this plan of course was that i ended up in present times not only with Freddies son but also MY son.... As you can see, that made a whole batch of juicy dilemnas that are too long and morally appalling to go into...

So then i thought well i'll just make Freddie procreate with some other chick...and then it was like fate had found a knickel!!!

PLAN 2 (AKA THE BANANA MEETS ITS MATCH):

Go back to 1953, Get Marilyn Monroe and take her to 1978 where she would procreate with Freddie (and give birth in 1979) then return Marilyn back to 1953 (thank her..) and come back to present times where there would be a ridiculously good looking bloke that looked like Freddie AND Marilyn!!!

i see nothing wrong with this plan and therefore it is what i'm sticking with...of course there's also that other thing where in "Palabras de Amor" (from the Hot Space album) at exactly 2:26 there is a whisper that says my name... don't believe me??? check it out for yourself.....

Well thats enough foaming ramblings for today, Tune in next time where i will explain why? why what you ask? .... EXACTLY.... think about it

In Only 7 Days... or 21...whatever comes first..

Well, it has been nearly a month since i wrote in here because i have actually gone one step further in my obsession and actually constructed a website dedicated to the almighty Queen fantasy world that i have been living in for quite some time now... I managed to get a hold of the Live Aid concert today (finally!) and i must say that if any huge 80's fan out there has not:
a)heard of Live Aid (FOR SHAME!!!)
or b)not got a copy
BUY IT NOW cos it rocks in so many ways that if i tried to explain i would explode into numerous shards of Virna Fragments..
Now For Something Completely Different.. (another item every household should own) i'm going to create a whole new post for my time machine ramble because...let's face it, it deserves at least that much