Dr. V's Unvoidy Tonic

WoohWee, for a while there i thought i was gonna turn into one of those kids that writes poems about love, death and war and sits in the dark because they feel that they are the only ones in the world that are having a crap time... (y'kno who i'm talkin about..) i'm cool now, i've managed to suppress all the void and now i am cool unvoidy virna that rocks....again.

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keep staying tuned...

HAHAHA ITS A KIND OF MAGIC!!!!! or Insanity Bestowed on the Procrastinators..

...This is some crazy crap!! I was so angry because once again, it is a Friday and I have a big fat hairy assignment of doom to finish (yes, yes I know its my own fault) and just as I was reaching the end of my tether (tether is an awesome word.. rolls off the tongue TEtheR..) I decide, well hell, I'll listen to the radio and see if maybe some auditory stimulation can't fix my bitter and twisted uni mood...and lo and behold! A KIND OF MAGIC comes on the SECOND I turn on the radio! WOOOOH!! that is all..
Still stay tuned for the awesome life altering post that should arrive anyday now.. Keep staying tuned...

Bendering the verbs

I haven't actually checked my email since the last time I wrote a post, so let me just iterate that in Virna language voidy DOES NOT equal suicidal (and now for those of you with visual difficulties)
VOIDY DOES NOT EQUAL SUICIDAL
Thanks to the people that emailed me though, nice to know there's a riveted audience that runs down the streets pulling their hair out screaming "WHERE'S VIRNA???!!!".. generally.
So establishing that I am very much alive, I must say I still feel without a purpose and generally feel as if I'm hurling towards the seventh circle of hell induced nothingness (...NOT SUICIDAL)
.....I am starting to think that a bender is in order though... Just a little one... cos you see by 'bendering' (verbing un verbs) you tend to reach a state of extreme flippancy which actually helps sort out priorities when you realize that you do..... care...about...stuff
DISCLAIMER: A bender is not right for everyone, please see your doctor to determine the addictive obsession that's right for you...
Tune in next time for a mind blowing post that will leave you psychologically, emotionally, physically and hell, even sexually drained, but satisfied...

Overflowing with Void...

aaah...procrastination...how efficient life would be without thee... i am seriously in some crap here, THIS assignment that im currently doing (multi tasking baby, learn it and practise it!) was due on Friday, (note the WAS and FRIDAY)today being Tuesday of the following week, i'd say i'm a tad late...just a guess (aaah, sarcasm... cousin of procrastination and proud member of the Keep Efficiency As Low As Possible movement....or KEALAP for short) Being with me over two decades now, you'd think i would know myself pretty well inside and out... but i surprise myself as to how unmotivated, irresponsible, annoyingly obsessive and egocentric i can be....man that virna chick sux, glad she's not me... (work that one out metaphysics majors...if there is such a thing...)My bday was good.... not great and not mind blowingly, groingrabbingly, utter fanastical... which is what i was going for, so i must say disappointment has come to visit me and has put a down payment on a small part of my anterior cingulate cortex (the bit of that squidgy thing in your head that controls disappointment... keep up!) It really quite sux and i honestly am confused as to how i'm meant to take it...i have no purpose and no [realistic] goals... i am virna, overflowing with void.