Plans for Operation: VIRNAS BAW FM DUP ODD

Virnas Black and White Freddie Mercury Dress-Up Party of Doomy-Death

If you've ever seen Freddie's video clip of "Living on my own" you will know on what I'm basing this dream party of mine.. It was meant to be for this year but because I'm a sluggy bum, I haven't saved enough money for my birthday in one and half months time... hell to be truthful I have saved Jack Squat...and Jack left recently...

So it is planned for my 21st birthday next year....yes, I know it's ages away but I REALLY want this and i have it all pictured in my head so vividly that if it doesn't happen i will..... I dunno....be grumpy for a while? whinge? Lose my behavioural essence to the black pulsating void that is innocence devouring reality?

The party will include all black and white decorations (B&W roses, streamers, checked bar stools, couches and food) and songlists personally created by me. No-one will be let in unless they are in Black and white (and i mean NO-ONE!! i don't care if you're my best friend, secret lover or blood relative...if you're not wearing black AND white you can forget about setting one skin cell at my party!!)

As for me I will be wearing a checkered Marilyn Monroe in the Seven Year Itch dress with either a military frilled Jacket or an ankle length. high-collared, fitted trenchcoat (alla Brian May in Wembley Concert) and Dr Frank N Furter jewelled stilletos.

Actually.... reading over this i can see how a random wandering person could be a tad scared at the length to which i have planned this... GOOD